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so today is my first day of summer school and it already sucks. I didnt even start the other two classes I have to go to but this first one was awful. The professor is a drunk. He spoke to me face to face and he smelled like beer or some sort of liquor. I couldn't sleep last night, I dont know why but I couldnt. So I woke up or got out of bed around 5 and I started watching television after being bored of watching t.v. I found some Bisquik that Gabby gave me and I made biscuits for my floor I made ten. I hope they dont find out that the biscuits powder thing is expired. I dont think thats a problem, Bisquik is dry. How could that thing expire so soon? So I left the biscuits on the kitchen counter and I went inside my room and it was 7:30 then I started pacing, having nothing to do I made myself some coffee and a bagel and I ate it, I didnt eat any of the biscuits, I havent had breakfast so early ever in my life but I felt so hungry, I could go to school on an empty stomach and it sucks because now I'm hungry and I dont wanna waste any money on crappy food when I have tons of food I stole from other floors. Now that I get so bored in the dorms I start cooking for no reason on the seventh floor on monday night I saw baking powder mix and I thought, hmmm I have a couple of dozen eggs I dont need and they had some oil and a baking pan so I did it. I baked a cake out of boredom. I baked a cake out of boredom and biscuits. I'm like Marge. Like in that episode of the Simpsons where she goes crazy or something and Marge is fixing the roof and Homer says. "Marge its 3 am...shouldnt you be baking?" I'm not so hungry now. I'm just bored and I hope my next stupid class will end early.

I'm finished with school! Today was my first and only final in the whole semester. Now I acually have to go out and get a job. Because those asshole liars in Mognolia Crap-ary lied to me. Why didnt she just tell me no in the first place? why did she have to make me dream about my days in a bakery? why couldnt she crush them then and there? Instead of leading me on. Fucking Assholes. I hate them. I'm going to apply for a POstal Service job or something. I cant find anything. I hate looking for a stupid job.

People were playing some song in the game room. Thank the Lord Jesus Christ Hallelujah! School is done. WELLL pour moi, it’s done for about two weeks, then its back to school. Dang. I don’t know how school will be I'm taking History of Broadcasting, that sounds annoying, and 20th century Art, I think we'll be speaking about Picasso and Matisse and other guys, but at least its for like 6 weeks I think, that’s not that bad. I might also have a job. I think the woman said she'll call today.
I wish I knew live journal stuff because then I would post my painting and make this interesting. But you people actually have to read the shit I write eww. Why don’t they have scanners for like a dollar? I would invest a dollar on a scanner.
I feel like I'm done with school but I' not really. I have one last final. And I have to memorize stuff Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. And it doesn’t help that I missed half the class last last Monday. I don’t know how to finish this crap
Oh I know! I saw the new Nintendo Revolution thing! It’s so sleek and sexy. I didn't know Nintendo would get so modern. There is a new design for the Gameboy Advance SP. I think Nintendo shouldn’t waste money on stupid shit like that and try to make the DS cheaper. And they should work on the Wi-Fi for the DS. Nintendo and Mircosoft and Sony are getting crazy with all the add-on crap they are giving their new system, like why would a system need Wi-Fi? They should make them do something besides that like make bread or cookies or coffee. It’s not like I'm going to go out to some internet hot spot and play a game. Those idiots but I would want a cookie or a slice of bread when I'm playing my games. That’s my two cents.

I got all the classes I wanted to get the weirdest thing in the world because I never ever get all the classes I want! I go to school monday,tuesday and wednesday. Three days...I have never ever ever had two days off and they are back to back and they are close to the weekend so its like I have a four day weekend every weekend, unless they have those stupid schedules that fuck up the week. well these are the classes I'm taking ahem...1)History of New York City(eh, it gets rid of that focused exposure crap, and I like history) 2)Drawing 3)Southern Baroque Art 3)Desktop Publishing (I hope this class is as easy as Amanda said it was) and last and also the class I didnt want to take but I have to have fifteen credits because I want to graduate on time is 5)Broadcast Journalism...I dont think I'll like that class. SO I'm going to wait till late registration to fix that little problem. But it fits so nicely in my schedule. I hope that the Southern Baroque professor says our paper is optional like my paper for my Japanese and Chinese class. I think ESIMS is going to be nicer to me from now on. We understand each other. ESIMS is my booooooooooooooooo. They're playing Usher in the gameroom. Man four day weekends. NOW I really need a job.

May 11 2005 is going to be horrible. I still remember the awful experience of the last registration date. I already have five classes in mind. they are; desktop publishing, whatever that is, either television culture or americans in films or horror films or some other media class, drawing, renaissance art, and history of new york city. All those classes neatly fit in my schedule! they allow my to have two days off back to back and guess which days they are?! Thursday and Friday so it will be like a five day weekend everyday. I need to find a job though SOON! I took the Village Voice today and they said they needed a typist, I've never taken a keyboarding class in high school I should have because they need 70 words per minute. AND I saw a bakery job they are looking for a counterperson I could do that and then there is another one thats looking for walkers near 36th street I guess they want me to deliver stuff. I should get to calling these people. I think my WPM is like 60. I times myself using this crap which is why I'm updating.

I dont have anything to do so I'll update this thing for the time being till my next class. I'm so bored. Today in drawing my professor thought my drawings of oranges would have won the best drawn orange award, its what he said, if he would have to pick out of the class. He was crazy he said that he never has seen someone use the charcoal the way I used it. I was thinking to myself what a nut I just rubbed the charcoal and it happen to look a lot like the texture of the orange. There was this weird girl who brought in an apple, what an idiot, the professor clearly said CITRUS FRUIT since when is a fucking apple a citrus fruit. That girl has a live journal so I shouldnt say her name but you may have seen her around Hunter she's got glasses, eyebrows that eat babies, she is always stealing food from the caf and her first name starts with a P. Thats enough about that one....now lets see what else to talk about? I'm looking at my homework for tomorrow that I'll do probably around 11 or something. Oh my its already one o'clock. GUAO! Time is going by so fast. Its seems like just yesterday I was drinking couvoisser, that drink that rapper sings in that song pass the couvisser, with my mother ringing in the new year.

I'm an American now, well I always was but now I'm a North American. I've got nothing to do. Maybe I should start my reading for tomorrow...maybe I should read my chinese and japanese art book...I probably will go to some website now and not do anything. Because seriously both those things are lame.

I'm not getting kicked out of the dormitorios! Natacha and I are the only people that understand the last word in the first sentence I wrote up there. I'm glad I'm in the dorms but there are two things I miss that are in Long Island is my mother, Lady Lupe, her name isnt Lupe but some prissy woman with pigtails and who loves turkish delights...yummy...calls her that.
I miss watching all my channels, Comedy Central, Nick, History Channel, VH1, MTV, BET, TV Land, WE, Spike TV, The Spice Channel, Cartoon Network, AMC, Bravo, there is this one show on Bravo called Project Runway and its like America's next top model except its not only models its designers too. There were six in the episode I saw but there was one guy that stood out his name was something but he was crazy he dressed up as Jesus to go to a party and it wasnt even a Halloween party. Lucian would proabably like the really really gay one that has blonde hair and is super gay, I thought he was a woman.
I really like the Fairy Odd Parents and Puffy Ami Yumi, I like the manager in Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi. When the break was almost over I watched Bewitched everyday and Leave it to Beaver. I remember while in High School there was this stupid American History teacher who was totally a brooklyn J.A.P. anywho she was like I hate Leave it to Beaver. I thought what the fuck?! Stupid woman.
My Visual Expericance class was fun. The prof I have looks like a real pothead and I remember he said that artist in the united states are so beyond drugs. He was joking ya see because everyone in class laughed. I hope my chinese and japanese class is okay, and my understanding something media class.

I hate the L.I.R.R. Today was the day I return home but the only thing that is divides home from dorms is crapppy L.I.R.R. I was talking to Pinar when the L.I.R.R load speaker thing says,"The train is damaged, all passengers go to train 19." I was on track 14 and the train is in track 19! Also I was no where near a flight of stairs so I had to find staircase and go to track 19 while hopping my cellphone and my ticket didnt get lost, because I lose things easly. When I got to the track it was 6:52 and the train is supposed to leave at 6:53. Of course the train didnt come on time. I got out my cellphone and called Pinar and told her that i hated the L.I.R.R and then the connection got lost, she didnt call me back that jerk. The train came and I got on. I wanted to rest on the window thing the train has because obviously the train was full and I didnt get a seat, poifect like Lucian says, so anyways this old man with a lime green coat pushes me off to the side and I get to stand next to the bathroom. Then this asian guy says, "Excuse me I need to get to the bathroom." So I go to the other side. Jamacia station comes and then a whole wave of new people come and this other guy wants to stand where I'm standing this time i dont move. I was speaking to my mother and I hang up this guy thats standing next to me is asking me if I just came from school I said yes and that I go to LaGuardia and he says I know where that is and I was thinking I dont know where La Guardia is. I think its some where downtown maybe? the rest of the ride was cool. Today was a cool day I hung out with Lucian and Helena who is a cool chick. She reminds Lucian of Pinar a little. i think its because they both are neat. whatev something I learned from D.C. thanks to Helena. My cousin came in and she stars at me for like two minutes and leaves. I hope that asshole doesnt want to use the computer. I dislike her so much. I'm glad she is so ghetto she doesnt know about Livejournal or my space but I'm going to say crap about her in this crap. She has a "Mi Gente" account its some spanish community to find other ghetto hispanics. My accounts name is sexicolombianboix69x69xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxo. ha oh I slay myself.

I think I'm getting kicked out of the dorms because of the lines of nose candy I've been doing on the floor and one time Birthright, the woman in charged of the dorms, came to my dorm and she saw it was not sugar, white stuff kept coming out of my room and she was like wha?! and i was like huh? and I said F.U. Birthright! Cuz I cant and I wont and I dont. So thats the reason I'm so thin and I dont sleep at all, nose candy, YUM!

I want this game from Capcom called "Okami" or something it looks awesome. Its about a fox that is paper thin and he does stuff in japan for some reason. Awesome description of the game Carlos. why thank you Carlos. No one is going to compliment me so I did. And this other game called "Stranger" its about a bounty hunter and he shots live ammo! and the ammo looks at you and talks to you and other stuff. Its set in the wild west. You could beat up people other stuff.

Yesterday was an alright day then at night I found out I'm getting booted out of the dorms. Lucian has to fight Sasha and the other one alone. My aunt and my cousin are in Miami, they are skanks about as big of skanks as Pinar maybe Pinar is more with the help of joobie and Walter then she is unstoppable. A skank machine she is. I am about half way finished with Final Fantasy one and almost finished with Paper Mario and not even close to finishing Metal Gear Soild 3. This entry is everywhere. I cant seem to keep it at a constant theme or whatever. Even my paragraphs suck.

"Carlos, all stories must be 600 words long. If something looked only
two
pages it's because the student singlespaced when they should have
double
spaced. If typed according to instructions, it would have been four
pages
long. Sorry, kiddo! In any case, Attaa has given me a crime story and a
school story and is also doing a court story. Needless to say, she is
getting an A.
Now let's huddle and decide where you should go from here to get what
you
need in by next Tuesday. To say you are cutting it close is putting it
mildly. I need to see evidence that you can interview people, my shy
friend.
I know it's harder for someone of your temperament than for your more
boisterous classmates. Still, I know you have it in you. And this is a
live
reporting class. So: Where do you go from here? Let me know. I'm just
an
e-mail away."
MG


I hate Molly Gordyeski sooo much. I have quoted people. That skank said that she need proof, what the fuck I gave her the fucking qoutes she wanted! She is insane offically. She wants me to speak to cops, wants me to dig through files in courts and this is all a BASIC reporting class, Attaa by the way is the stupid idiot girl that said,"I don't wanna write for the news, I wanna report." People have to start somewhere, people dont just start reporting right away. Skank. Attaa is in my math class too and she sits next to me for some reason, I spoke to her once and she told me that she loooves Molly Gordy, except that she, Molly Gordy, expects too much of people for a basic reporting class. Amanda, Lucian's cousin said that she took Investagative Reporting and she said that she never had to do all the crap I'm doing for Basic Reporting. I wish this fucking semester is over. I hate it. I hate Molly.

I felt like writing a Live Journal thing. I have like two million finals and three thousand papers for mah girl Molly Gordy in the house! She loves me so alls I gots to do is wear angel wings and a g-string, idea of the faaaaaabulos Pinaru Nooratawhai, and give them in, the papers will be about Chcocolate, Pinar, sewing my shirts and knitting, the Pinar one will be Pinar sucking and me being awesome and Pinar losing and me winning, and she'll give me an A because of my outfit and because of my wonderful papers. The Face Book is insane, I dont know why I made it, whole bunch of people loooove me, but I only get comments from the people that h8 me so much par ekzanp Pinar, thats Kreyol for my Haitian people I'm looking at you Lucian, it means for exmaple. Yesterday I saw Anna Nicole Smith on the American Music Award and she was drunk out of her mind reminds me of someone that goes to Hunter and has a lucky bottle and says, "I sayz to Mable I sayz". It was hilarious, it happened a long time ago but I saw it last night. I made a cameo apperance in Pinar's Live journal I think I ruled at it even when I was in the Honors lounge and every one was looking at us with those smart eyes, eyes I dont have, obviously, look at this post. My head hurts from thinking too much. I have to go to the cops and to the courts to get a stroy for Molly, Molly Gordy's name isnt Molly Gordy its Gordieski, I'm not sure how you spell it maybe its Gordyeski? whatever...Marin out.

I'm writing in the computer labs in the tenth floor waiting for 11 so that I could register. I hate registeration. I hope all my classes are open its not like I'm talking super popular classes. I'm talking an Art HIstory class, two media classes and a geography class, and I only go to school three days a week hopefully. Its and hour away from registation and an hour away from my failure at astronomy, I guess I can't be an astro-nut get it? But I'm still a space cadet accourding to Lucian Leung. I just looked at the stupid open sections and none of the media classes and the Chinese and Japanese art class is closed...great now I have to make up a whole new schedule. I think I'm going to take English, Geography, Media tech and some other class.

I hate my Basic Reporting teacher she is so stupid. I e-mailed her about my next assignment and she says that I didnt call her because I was absent and that I didnt hand in my school paper. I wanted to respond, "You skank whore I gave you the piece of shit assignment last tuesday I hate you and your fucking class." and then she is like here are some of the e-mail addresses of your classmates. Also I have been absent only once anf I'm not going to call her stupid ass to say I'm absent I'm not going to say her name because she may have a live journal and strumble on reading this entry I should make it private but I dont want to because I'm totally mad. She is completely insane. She brings in a stupid dog with her to class because she is a dog trainer, those dogs that help blind people, she should...I dont know what else to say I hate her. I also hate my math teacher Alberto something he cant speak english and now we're doing some sort of mean thing and I was happy because I thought mean average but its not adding then dividing he does something crazy. I have no clue what he is doing. I also hate my Psychology of Human Sexuality teacher is just boring. But Basic Reporting teacher that the one that is crazy. She also makes stupidddddd jokes that only this stupid girl in the class laughs at. One time the bitch said, "When the firefighters come in every woman from 8 to 80 is just in heaven." I dont know but my cousin when she was eight she wasn't drooling over some overweight firefighter she is so stupid. There is a girl from Spain who lives in the dorms and she got to get out of that hellhole class. She also said that the teacher is crazy. Everyone thinks she is horrible. I hate her. She is a loser.

I want Baten Kaitos for the Gmecube and I want Paper Mario The Thousand-Year Door. Thats for Gamecube now for Playstation 2 I want Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne. That looks awesome. I think I'll get Shin first and Baten Kaitos because they aren't as well known as Mario. I should be rewritting my Basic Reporting memo that my teacher said was a faaabulous exmaple of Basic Reporting. I'm hungry. I want food. I'm in Long Island. Thats why I'm updating this thing. I stole batteries from Wal Mart its sooo easy to steal from that place. Wal Mart:Carlos as Shop Rite:Melanie actually its World:Melanie. Melanie is a criminal mastermind. I should be doing my shit report but I got three pages done thats awesome I just need two pages two more pages. I want cookies.

I dont know what to write in this thing. I havent written anything in a while. I went to a show and got pins and they are the best pins ever and the show was good too. Lots of stuff happened but I'm not going to write them here. I just like to ramble on this thing. I was thinking about my basic reporting teacher and how stupid she is for giving us a stupid midterm on stupid things good journalist do thats so stupid. I cant think of another word besides stupid. I think I got a B- in Astro. So Melanie was right. I wish I got like three points higher I could have gotten a B that wouldnt have been bad. Some people are annoying. Wayyy annoying. The new season of the Simpsons starts on Novemeber so they are not going to have a Halloween episode thats so crazy. No Halloween episode. The people that are resonsible for not having a Simpons Halloween epsiode are jerks like Pinar. I had to do that at least once in my journal or else its not my journal. this is such a stupid entry like all my entries. I want some pants. I also want a video game. I'm hungry too. My stomach hurts. I'm bored. Sondre Lerche is playing tomorrow for ten dollars in Brooklyn. He is from Norway.

I dont know what to say. I'm in Long Island so I wanted to write one of these journal thingies. I didnt mind going back to Long Island because I didnt have any money for food and stuff so my mom and my aunt came to pick me up in Queens though I had to go to Queens. The day before I was walking around with Lidia. Some people are so mean. There was this guy in McDonalds that told Lidia that I shouldn't have on my beanie because its not that cold. Then he was telling me something but I wasn't listening because I was on the phone with my mom and Lidia told me that he said that he'll wait till I get off the phone so that he could tell me that I shouldn't have on the beanie. What a jerk that man was...just like Pinar. So anyways he tells me that he is 40 and that he doesnt think its that cold and I'm younger than he is so I shouldn't have the beanie on. Other stuff happened but I dont wanna write it here. This morning I got a plain bun and the woman knew what I wanted she thought I went to SVA and I said no Hunter. The plain bun and the coffe come out to be 1.50.

On friday I saw Shaun of the Dead such a funny movie and I saw it for free and I got a beanie but the beanie sucks. I was outside the Union Square movie thing and then this guy opens the door and my friend Mike and I go inside then we went up like five flights of steps and we're inside the movies. The guy saw us and he said that if we needed help and we said no and then saw the movie that movie was so good.

why does live journal need to be in Russian? I dont have anything to say in this thing. I went to class and now I'm on the computer cuz I'm sorta bored. Oh man I dont know what I'm going to be doing this week. I have to find out stuff about a part of the city for my Basic Reporting class. I have to interview people and junk I have to interview the something manager or something I dont want to I'm scared. what if he or she is mean? I dont like my Human Sexuality class its all about women what about the men? why cant it be about both? like Smithers said "Lets bring in the men!" I chose Union Square for my thing its close and the teacher said it was easy because something happened there recently or something some sort of housing bah! I dont know why I wrote that. Union is also easy to walk to. I was thinking of West Village they proabably have interesting people I could work my boyish charms and then get information out of them bwhahahahaha...thats what I'll do when I'm an awesome journalist. Today the Reporting teacher read my interview thing and she said it was good but I need decription dang so close to prefection. Pinar is the only person who will read this all. I feel like typing I'm so hungie...I need money though. I guess thats it for my entry. Because now I'm just rambling...when I start to talk about Pinar I'm talking out of my ass. I know what Pinar would say..."Jerkass" and today she said fuck online weird. Alright I guess I'll stop now.

Today I went to see Franz Ferdinand in the something something ballroom at 52nd street and like 7th ave with Doreen. The show was awesome. AAWESOME. Alex the lead singer guy is such a good performer he was like everywhere so was the guy that plays the keyboards his name is Nick. I got two pins and a tee shirt. I'm going to wear it tomorrow. The first opening band was crappy and they had a song called "this is crappy". I thought the Sons and Daughters were going to be on cuz they are friend with Franz Ferdinand I heard and I also heard some of their stuff and they are good. There was a second opening act band thing called The Delayed or Delays or something they were super rad. There was this one guy who was playing the key board and he had a black and white poka dot shirt on and it was crazy and he was crazyness. The highlight of the night was when they played "Micheal" and then "Darts of Pleasure" and then "Dark Of the Matinee" crazy. When they were playing "Micheal" someone bump into Doreen and she said she felt someone breathe on her hair and I felt that too. Franz Ferdinand also played new songs. They were awesome there was this one called Diaries and there was a new one that they played before they played "This Fire." I didnt like "This fire" that much in the cd but live its incredible.
Beautiful boys on a beautiful dance floor Michael you're dancing like a beautiful dance whore.

I saw Mary Kate from the Oslen Twins in Urban Outfitters! yesterday. I was already brought my shirt and I was ready to leave when who should appear Miss Anorexia U.S.A....Mary Kate Oslen shopping alone, I think there were other girls but I'm not sure if they were with Mary Kate. At first I really know if it was her then I got nervous and then I pretended to do something and then I saw Mary Kate. Thats was all yesterday's news. Today I hung out with regular old Pinar who is not part of the Oslen twins. I also finished moving in today. I'm on the school's computer and its weird there is this crazy japanese guy in back of me screaming his lungs out for some reason. I know this dude is japanese cuz he said so once. I remember this kid last year.I have nothing to do and there is nothing to watch on Wednesday at almost 9 at night.